Syp from Bio Break started playing Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines and decided to roll a Malkavian character. He had this to say about them:
Malkavians are stealthy insane lunatics that hear voices in their heads and have bizarre dialogue options. Like being a blogger, really.
Sounds about right.
A fireman’s axe. Truly the weapon of a madman. Who else would fight a fire with an axe?