Read more “Uncanny Features of the Human Body”

Most of us know about the uncommon features of the human body that not everyone can perform, like wiggling your ears, shaking your eyes sideways really fast, or whistling extremely loudly. There are even the rare ones that almost everyone experiences, like an eye twitching, or the lightheadedness occurring when standing up too fast. The conscious versus the autonomous features.

The latter has been particularly interesting to me in my life as a human being. I have noticed quite a few bizarre phenomenons repeating themselves that I’m quite sure is not just me being wired differently, yet I have barely read or heard anyone else talking about them. So I decided to start listing the ones I know about so far, while also trying to research them on the internet.

Zooming fatigue

I’m sure a better expression could be invented for this. The effect occurs in the exact center of my vision, typically after having exerted myself. I’ll see a transparent zooming tunnel, and it’s most clear to see against the blue sky or even the tarmac. It looks a little like the zooming tunnel you see when space ships are traveling at hyperspeed in Star Wars, although completely colorless.

Back when I was working as a postman, having finished a route and ready to go home, I used to see a strong version of this phenomenon while waiting for the bus. That was many decades ago, but I can still see it today if I have been busy outdoors. I’ve almost never seen it indoors. Maybe the sunlight is required for the effect to be clear? I’m not sure if that makes sense.

Let’s start by getting the obvious explanations out of the way first. No, it’s not floaters. It’s also not the Alice in Wonderland syndrome nor is it the Blue field entoptic phenomenon. It’s difficult finding anything about this on the internet at all. I did find this thread on Reddit that sounds like the same thing, although my version was never purple. As mentioned before, it’s completely colorless to me.

Read more “Goading the Consciousness”

I’ve always been fascinated about the topic of consciousness. Especially because, even to this day, nobody has the first concrete clue what it truly is. All we know is that it feels like one point of view, like being placed in a driver’s seat. Is it a small and tangible part of the brain that calls the conscious shots? Or is it the result of multiple collaborating brain cells, emerging it like hydrogen and oxygen combines into water?

We don’t know.

But I have been thinking about the consequences of having a consciousness, and how evolution has built life around it. And I believe there are some interesting conclusions to derive here.

Read more “Free Will is Irrelevant”

In 2021, I wrote a blog post about how I believed that free will is the result of the uncertainty principle, that our brains are somehow affected by the wave function collapse, thereby giving us true free will. I no longer believe that – but it also doesn’t matter.

The universe is plenty random and you won’t need free will at all.

I have read and watched videos about how the brains works, and it seems to me that the inner workings of the brain is not governed by quantum mechanics after all. Although we have 86 billions neurons and thus they are really tiny indeed, they still operate at too much of a macroscopic level to be affected by the uncertainty principle. The wave function is always collapsed in our brains.

The brain is sculptured during a lifetime both by genes and by how the environment influences it. This creates the personality you have today, with all the opinions and decisions it spawns. I have discovered that I tend to make decisions in exactly the same way, even across months or even years.

I’ll give you a few examples.

Some years ago there used to be a running joke about the first person shooter, Duke Nukem Forever, having been in production for so many years that it was probably never going to be released. Eventually it was actually released, but it still got me thinking – what other things has been postponed over and over?

Some things, like fusion and flying cars, have had the curse of always being 10 years away. If any of the things below makes it, I will try to remember adding a strikethrough effect to it.

• Beyond Good and Evil 2
• Fusion
• George R.R. Martin finishing The Winds of Winter
• Flying cars
• Half-Life 3
• A proper jetpack
• Self-driving cars
• The second 3D animated Tintin movie
• The Blade reboot movie
• Space elevators
• This blog actually finding an audience

There’s a principle in philosophy called Occam’s razor. The definition of it varies depending on the source, but the one I like the most is that the simplest explanation is usually the right one.

It’s a principle that is useful to explain many conundrums and can eliminate unnecessary details. The more complicated the setup of an explanation is, the less likely it is to be true.

Have a headache? It could be a tumor, or you could just be dehydrated. Is the tire flat? Maybe you have a nasty enemy who slashed the tire, or it could just be a nail. There was a flash of light outside the windows. A meteor crashing down? No, that was probably a flash of lightning.

In the past few years, I’ve toyed with a variation of this principle that I like to use in place of the original one. It has a more pessimistic tone – as if it proclaims that, yes, the simplest explanation is indeed the right one, but also with a hint of disappointment.

Occam’s Blunt Razor

If there are several competing ideas to explain a phenomenon or predict the outcome of an upcoming situation, the most boring one is usually the right one.

It’s a great principle for predicting the future. This makes it especially useful for scientific predictions. It successfully predicted that the traces of a chemical in the clouds of Venus was not a sign of microbial life.

As you may already have noticed, it’s really close to the original principle. In probably more than 90% of all situations, the original Occam’s razor will be just as viable to explain a situation as Occam’s blunt razor is. Take for example the murder of John F. Kennedy in 1963. Originally, the murderer was Lee Harvey Oswald acting on his own accord, but there are a lot of conspiracy theories floating around involving various other parties. Those would be significantly more interesting, so Occam’s blunt razor predicts that Oswald did indeed do it on his own accord because that’s the most boring explanation. However, the normal Occam’s razor comes to the same conclusion. Oswald did it because that’s just the simplest explanation.

In most cases, Occam’s blunt razor is thus not really different than using Occam’s razor when it comes to the conclusion of the principle, but sometimes I use it anyway because of the hint of disappointment. Yes, it turned out there was no life in the clouds of Venus after all, but what a damn shame!

However, there are situations where the explanation might not be clear cut with just Occam’s razor. Take Betelgeuse going supernova, for example. It could happen today, it could happen in a thousand years. I’m not sure I would want Occam’s razor predicting this one. It seems to be down to pure luck. Occam’s blunt razor, however, predicts that it will not happen in your lifetime, because that would be interesting.

Most of us like lists, so here’s a list of things I don’t understand. Some I honestly don’t understand, like that spy movie, while others I might fundamentally understand, I just don’t understand why it’s a thing.

• Taylor Swift
• NFT
• Consciousness
• Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
• Roguelikes and Soulslikes
• Git
• 8-bit music on vinyl
• The thread feature in Slack
• “Wrong answers only” 😑
• Keyboards with no Caps Lock light
• Joe & The Juice
• Sunbathing
• Sideways TV guides
• Doctor Who
• GIF animations where only the snow is animated
• Why this blog doesn’t have a larger audience

I live in an apartment right next to a street with shops, a café, a small meadow with trees – in short, a little bit of everything. When sleeping with an open window on hot nights, I’m sometimes awakened by the annoying sounds of the night.

This is my attempt at rating these sounds.

1. A pair of magpies going KEKEKEKEKEKEKE (probably because some cat found their nest)
2. A blackbird singing aggravatingly close to my window
3. A group of night owl teenagers talking very loudly sitting outside the café across the street
4. Two cats decide they hate each other and of course it has to happen just below my window
5. One of the largest trucks on the planet (certainly one of the loudest) driving by
6. A depressed woman that hates everything about life and everyone needs to hear about it
7. That one rapper walking by while reciting one of his favorite songs
8. A strange crow that sounds like it swallowed a laser gun
9. A wood pigeon in a tree repeating the Forbidden Forest jingle

Read more “Free Will”

One of the things I want to believe in is free will.

I understand the arguments by scientists claiming how everything could have evolved in a predictable manner since the big bang. It does make sense. Even down to the decision making processes in the brain and how we can’t see into the future, everything could still be set in stone. It’s a frightening thought, right? Even if you decided to test it knowing all this, that decision could still be set in stone too.

Among all the scientific books, articles and YouTube videos I’ve read and watched, there always seems to be a consensus that it’s either free will or determinism. It’s a little disappointing that some of my favorite scientists often vote for the latter, but as mentioned before – there are good arguments for it.

But what if it’s not as simple as a binary choice?

Sometimes I ponder the idea that epic proportions of complexity can somehow diminish determinism. After layers upon layers of complexity, the universe is so incredibly intricate that it doesn’t make any sense to think of determinism anymore. Although it’s still predictable, the information is so massive that you would not be able to predict all outcomes, even if you invented a computer the size of a galaxy.

I hereby declare that the following should be exempt from all future nature documentaries:

• Penguins (especially emperor penguins)
• Sea elephants
• Sea lions
• Polar bears
• Salmons climbing rivers and bears slapping them
• Cuckoo chicks pushing other chicks out of the nest
• Lions or cheetahs failing to make a kill after a long setup
• Elephants
• Birds and whales working together in an epic scene to eat a shoal of fish
• Sea turtles laying eggs on the beach and baby sea turtles trying to reach the ocean
• Flamingos
• This beautiful coral reef is dying because humans
• Tigers

Why does it always have to be the usual suspects? There are so many interesting animals on the planet that we still haven’t seen.

Read more “My Predictions”

This is a mixture of my viewpoints and predictions put into a table where I can later state TRUE or FALSE, should some actually be answered. However, many are of a nature that probably won’t be answered in my lifetime (maybe even never) but it’s fun to make these lists anyway. Also, you’re welcome to discuss one or more of my predictions in the comments – as long as you’re being decent, of course.